Welcome there fine straggler, compliments on the boots and that dazzling hat, modesty is appreciated in these realms beyond. You may take a seat on that fine lawn chair. Don't panic, the garden's throne will suit you fine. On your right you may find a luxurious throne taken by a speckled goose and on the left, laying on an out of place table; a simple metal spoon. The goose eagerly gauges your reaction, we all do.